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So in last night’s I got an email that the yearly renewal on the first name Samuel would be tripling in price. So I went to the website, you know the website where you pay every year to Renew your first name, to find a cheaper one. I calculated that even with the required gender change therapy, changing my name to Cindy would save me three hundred dollars a year! So I decided to change my name and gender. Uh, okay, then. I guess I know how much my subconscious values my gender identity?
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Lynette @lynessence@caneandable.social
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@fastfinge I love it! I will call you Cindy from now on. lol
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Tammy @TSchulte@dragonscave.space
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@fastfinge just lol! If you were a female You'd so not be a Cindy.
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@TSchulte I dunno, I think I could be a Cindy! Or maybe a Claire. Now I’m curious what name you think would fit my female alter ego lol.
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Tammy @TSchulte@dragonscave.space
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@fastfinge Sara! lol
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@TSchulte Sarah? Maybe. But I really don’t feel like a Shannon! There’s a chance I could be an Emily. Or an Andrea, but only with the long e sound. But I’m no more a Shannon than I am a Tara or a Susan!
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Tammy @TSchulte@dragonscave.space
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@fastfinge NO I don't think Tara or Susan either. Emilee, maybe!
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@TSchulte I have a cousin named Emily. Maybe we could trade! There’s a strict Emily quota, after all.
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Tammy @TSchulte@dragonscave.space
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@fastfinge Maybe a shannon.
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Xantastic @cordova5029@dragonscave.space
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@fastfinge YOu know, from you that kind of dream is right on par. :)
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@cordova5029 Uh, thanks? I guess? lol
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Xantastic @cordova5029@dragonscave.space
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@fastfinge Your a strange, human. it stands to reason you'd have strange dreams, that's all I"m saying.
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@cordova5029 Thanks for the compliment!
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Xantastic @cordova5029@dragonscave.space
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@fastfinge No problem, I promise from me, as an equally strange vaguely human something or other, strange is definitely a compliment.
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