Note by @fastfinge

Good morning, fediverse! It’s the time none of you’ve been waiting for: the #fedidreams hashtag! A shorter one today. In last night’s dream, I got out of bed and headed to the Kitchen for breakfast. I pored myself a big ol’ bowl of AirPods Pro. I added milk, grabbed a spoon, and dug in! It tasted like plastic mixed with that fizzing popping candy. Brain, I’m begging you: can we please not make terrible food an ongoing theme?