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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
1y
So The first in a while: last night I dreamed that I needed to visit a clinic to upgrade the firmware on my hands. Apparently, if you just bend your hand backwards hard enough, a USBC port on your wrist just under your palm will be revealed! Then the nurse plugs a cable into each hand and updates them with her iPad. Unfortunately, something went wrong, and my hands went all numb and tingly. I had to go to rehab to have them debugged, and get retrained on how to move my hands again. Yup...I was sleeping on my hand and it had pins and needles when I woke up! Anyway, HOW ARE YOU FELLOW HUMANS BEEP BOOP I AM DOING WELL
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Martin from Toronto @mcourcel@mstdn.ca
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@fastfinge That's what those ports are for? I had no idea! Shit, guess I need to update my frimware really soon.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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@mcourcel They made a movie called The Crawling Hand way back in 1963 to show what happens to people who forget to update their firmware!
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Martin from Toronto @mcourcel@mstdn.ca
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@fastfinge Oh wow! Now I have to look this up.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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@mcourcel "The hand of a dead astronaut comes crawling back from the grave to strangle the living." You know you want to watch that.
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