@fastfinge@interfree.ca
Why are disgusting food #fedidreams back again? In last night's dream, I was attending a "speed tasting event". See, if you just pull off someone else's thumb and eat it, the thumb will grow back again in about 30 seconds or so! Same with any other body part like ears, fingers, noses, toes, and so on. Also, the best way to tell how close someone is to being a good match for you to date is how much you like the taste of their body parts. Obviously, that leads to speed tasting: an event where you eat as many people's thumbs as you can, and date the person who's thumb you liked best! What could go wrong with this perfectly healthy combination of cannibalism and romance? Nothing, apparently. I ended up with the girl who's thumb tasted like a vanilla marshmallow; apparently mine tastes like brown sugar and baked beans, because I know you were all curious about that. Anyway, then the dream got better.