@fastfinge@interfree.caI'm so tempted to stop using the word dream in #fedidreams posts. And let people think this is somehow happening in real life. Or, more likely, that I'm having some kind of psychotic break. Anyway, last night my cat Zara discovered how to reproduce via mitosis. Every time I picked her up, there was another cat; one in my arms, and one where she'd been sitting. It got to the point where there were so many Zara's that the house was getting full. So I decided to train her to combine all of her clones into one larger cat. Unfortunately, I created a monster. Literally. Soon a 30-foot tall cat was rampaging down to our local pizza place to demand anchovies and bacon. The police were ringing my doorbell to complain, and the ringing of the doorbell turned into the dinging of my alarm and I woke up.