apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trollsSo here's a bit of a cleanse after that last horrible #fedidreams I posted. Last night, of all things, I dreamed that I was writing a #fedidreams post! The post was apparently as follows: "I dreamed I was drinking apple juice and it was yummy." I posted it, and then everyone started criticizing me! One person said it was proof that I was a horrible racist because I was dreaming about apple juice instead of dead children killed by genocide. Another said that I obviously didn't care about climate change because I was sleeping. But the worst was someone called hardboybrad@crack.horse, who went on a multi-post rant about how he was sick of all these apple juice perverts on the fediverse, and why didn't I put a content warning on my juice pornography, and how he was sick of seeing it on his feed and wished people would just post about bestiality or necrophilia or something normal, and all these apple juice perverts are the reason Mastodon will never catch on or be respectable. I was about to block him when I woke up.
apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trolls@fastfinge mr. Proulx, you have some of the strangest dreams. Seriously you and @BorrisInABox should work together on a best of the dreams of the neurodivergent book thing. I could probably contribute a dream or two, but my god, these sound like things that should be audio dramas.
apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trolls@dodecahedron@BorrisInABox Sure, who wants to play hard boy Brad? Lol
apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trolls@fastfinge@BorrisInABox well what kind of voice did he have in your head in the dream? Average conservative eastern American kinda talk radio guy? I mean I can think of a few voice types that could conceivably ba a Brad lol.
apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trolls@dodecahedron@BorrisInABox Like a low rent Alex Jones. Just angrily yelling about the apple juice perverts ruining mastodon.
apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trolls@fastfinge@BorrisInABox the whole thing has imagined social media client noises in it too. nOt necessarily tweesecake, or Mona, but just sounds of posts coming in after your initial post. Also in that effect dreams seem to have, where the immage is really like, bright, not really reverberant, but... extra, like, things have a slight reveresed reflection on them, but not super loud.
apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trolls@dodecahedron@BorrisInABox In my dreams social media usually makes msn messenger sounds for some reason.
apple juice, alternative sexuality, meta, dreams, death, political reference, trolls@fastfinge@BorrisInABox that's awesome. IN dreams mine's kind of a mix between the old onj noises, and sort of the original aim ones. Imagine like, updated cooler AIM noises, but again they almost sound etherial at least to me.
