According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage SexThis may be the most surprising #HarryPotter, #shrek, #Naruto, One Piece, Breaking Bad, Stranger Things, Star Wars, and Sonic the Hedgehog #crossover#fanfic I have ever read in my life. I promise that if you click, you will be absolutely surprised and astonished by this 4 million word opus of text: archiveofourown.org/works/68860766/chapters/178377056
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sextagging @FreakyFwoof and @SeveraSnape because I'm absolutely certain the fanfic in this thread isn't in the archive.
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@fastfinge@FreakyFwoof I don't believe it is.
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@fastfinge@SeveraSnape How... How is it 20.4 MB of just plain text? Wha the?...
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@FreakyFwoof@SeveraSnape It's not even AI! Someone had to...write the entire thing. And upload each individual chapter. And publish it.
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@FreakyFwoof@SeveraSnape If you click the author, they have...a bunch of weird sex fics that they wrote (one called "Asshole destroyer 5000"), and a complete copy of the first Harry Potter novel, uploaded chapter by chapter. I...admire the determined trolling.
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@fastfinge I thought that this would have had a better compression ratio, but Epub got it down to just 223 KB. Goes to show how little I know about how that works... @FreakyFwoof@SeveraSnape
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@twynn@SeveraSnape@FreakyFwoof It's because every chapter is different. If they were all like chapter 1, it would have been much smaller. But they're not, because this author is a strangely dedicated human being. Also, I think epub uses the lowest level of zip compression so it works on e-readers and other memory/cpu constrained devices.
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@fastfinge@SeveraSnape I uh, think I'm scared?
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@FreakyFwoof@SeveraSnape How do you feel about watermelons?
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@fastfinge@SeveraSnape They're, watery? I guess?
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@FreakyFwoof@SeveraSnape Wait until you get to chapter 3, and discover the cheese.
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@fastfinge@FreakyFwoof What kind of... ok then.
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@SeveraSnape@FreakyFwoof I assume it's in the archive now? LOL JK
According to the warnings on archive of our own: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex@fastfinge@FreakyFwoof hahahha!!!
