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Rosalyn Anne @Rosalyn@mindly.social
7mo
Today's micro conflict was about soda. Apparently I shouldn't have any because my dad doesn't want me to become diabetic. Let's just ignore all the blood work that says I don't have a sugar problem, the fact that I rarely eat candy, and I say no to processed foods if they have too much sugar. God forbid I drink a soda. Mom says they'll get some next time. I don't pay much mind to food and drink policing. I just think it's ridiculous.
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Andre Louis @FreakyFwoof@universeodon.com
7mo
@Rosalyn Bacon is bad for you. Bad for you is bad for you. Fresh air is bad for you. Soup, plastic, dead fish, live fish, burger, sandwiches, iPhones, Android, Windows, Linux and anybody with the middle name Geoff is bad for you. Get it? Got it? Good!
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JamminJerry @JamminJerry@mastodon.stickbear.me
7mo
@FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn you forgot a couple things there Andre. coffee is bad for you, eggs too, oh, and tea is very very bad for you.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn But the worst thing for you is social media. LOL
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Andre Louis @FreakyFwoof@universeodon.com
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @Rosalyn And miss-hung toilet rolls.
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JamminJerry @JamminJerry@mastodon.stickbear.me
7mo
@FreakyFwoof @fastfinge @Rosalyn mishung toilet paper rolls should be a crime that you get a fine for.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn As someone who owns a Bidet, this discussion is entirely irrelevant to me. People who wipe themselves with dead trees are weird perverts.
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Whereas you're a weird pervert for completely different reasons. :P
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn As someone who almost identified as a broney for a couple years there, I've had no choice but to embrace my perversions.
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Hey, we all have 'em. If we don't, we probably know a guy. Or girl. Or whatever.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn This is the fediverse. If you don't know at least one furry, and someone who sexually identifies as a food processor, are you even part of the network?
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Yes. Because you almost certainly know someone who would sleep with a furry.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Hmmm. I don't think I know anyone who wouldn't! sleep with a furry.
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Sure you do. If they don't know at least one furry, the statistics lean that way.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Well sure. But the people I know tend to come in two types:
* people who know furries exist and would sleep with them
* people who have never met a furry, but are desperate and lonely and would sleep with anything that walks and talks
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Might I suggest you need better people in your life? LOL
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Wow, rude. What do you have against lonely Horney perverts?
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn Not a thing. But they're usually teens...
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn I dunno. They're either teens or in their 40's or 50's. Normal people manage to get some in their 20's or 30's.
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn It's 2025 now, dude. Guaranteed normal people are getting some at 13.
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Rosalyn Anne @Rosalyn@mindly.social
7mo
@quanin @fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof I read a report that says that teens are having less sex. But I cannot verify the validity of said report.
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@Rosalyn @fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof And in 6 months you'll read one that says they're having more.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn No no. We're going to pass age verification laws. In order to use Facebook or YouTube, or have sex, you need to submit your identity and be validated as an adult over 18 years of age! The company issuing sex licenses will, of course, be privatized. It'll probably end up being Meta.
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof @Rosalyn I don't think you should be giving them ideas.
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Rosalyn Anne @Rosalyn@mindly.social
7mo
@fastfinge @quanin @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof I could so see them doing that. Don't tempt them.
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Rosalyn Anne @Rosalyn@mindly.social
7mo
@quanin @fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof Not in states where they freaking outlawed abortion. :P
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James H @quanin@allovertheplace.ca
7mo
@Rosalyn @fastfinge @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof Well, okay, fair. But in the rest of the civilized world... :P
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