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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
7mo
OMG, it's not enough to write articles about how much workers absolutely need to return to the office to be productive. Let's write articles about how much people are DYING to go to an office holiday party!

Poll to follow

www.inc.com/bruce-crumley/dont-skimp-on-your-holiday-office-party-employees-want-them-more-than-ever/91266427
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
7mo
Well, Mastodon? What do we think? Please check all activities you would prefer to the office party. This poll is highly scientific.
Cleaning lint out of my navel 16 votes34%Scooping the cat's/dog's poop 13 votes28%Snorting bath salts 12 votes26%No, I want an office party! 5 votes10%
Multiple choice - 25 users voted - Ended
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@MaryAustinBooks Where is the option for "just dropping dead the second I hear anything about it"?
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
7mo
@fastfinge
So, literally dying to NOT go. Fair.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
7mo
@MaryAustinBooks I mean if I went, I'd just spend all my time wishing I was dead, and/or actually die when I have to watch the drunk guy from I.T engage in acts of sexual harassment because my social anxiety is far too deep for me to actually do anything about it. So we might as well just front load it, right?
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
7mo
@fastfinge
Sensible.
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