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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
5mo
Oh! Posting late because I forgot about this, but it fits . My dream journal last night said (cleaned up quite a bit from the transcript): "Listening to the radio. Heard an add like in OTR. But it was for choco-sausages. Yes, thanks to modern technology, Campbells soup has been able to create sausages, with chocolate chips embedded in them! That's right, now you, too, can enjoy having a sausage with chocolate chips in it. And it's all thanks to Campbells, producers of theoretically consumable products since 1900. Remember, choco-sausages contain chemicals that are unknown to the state of California. Campbells does not claim any medical benefits for choco-sausages, that choco-sausages may treat or cure any medical condition, or that choco-sausages are food or a suitable part of any meal." I have no other context. I guess I dreamed this? Or did I just...partly wake up and think this idea was so good it had to be recorded? I have no idea. My mumbling made it obvious I wasn't really awake.
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Kaitlynn @Kingslayer@mastodon.stickbear.me
5mo
@fastfinge Lol. Seriously though I bet the texture of sausage with chocolate chips in it would be atrocious.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
5mo
@Kingslayer Right, and unless it was really bitter chocolate, it'd go terrible with any kind of meat.
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