Note by @fastfinge

@hosford42 Sadly, there is no money in solving any of my problems. If there was, someone would have solved them. See, for example, my complaints about text to speech systems. stuff.interfree.ca/2026/01/05/ai-tts-for-screenreaders.html

I can go into more detail about why all the options are bad if you want. But this is the sort of problem that eats years of your life, requires advanced mathematics (digital signal processing at a minimum), and advanced linguistics, on top of being a good systems-level programmer.