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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
1w
Subject from an email that just landed in my inbox: "All of the sweaty, moist wetness your ears can handle". What? No! Why? It's like a marketer spent months crafting a subject line to make people press delete as quickly as possible. For the curious, it's from a website called dlsite, some sort of Japanese games storefront where I purchased the simulation audiogame Dreamy Train. They also sell...I have no idea, because I didn't open that email to try and figure out what the heck they were trying to advertise with that subject line. Headphones? Pornography? Headphones for listening to pornography? Some sort of juice for cleaning earwax? The world's worst headband?
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Kaliah @Kaliah@dragonscave.space
1w
@fastfinge My brain instantly went to something sexual, which A, does not reflect well on their marketing, I mean unless they're trying to market something sexual, and B, probably says something bad about where my mind is at. I would certainly not want to buy this. No thank you lmao.
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