🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦
@fastfinge@interfree.ca
Sometimes I hate being a #blind person. I went out to the local Dairy Queen for an ice cream. Of course, because it's hot, the place is packed and the line is enormously long. As I'm standing there waiting for my blizzard, I hear a loud female voice, apparently in conversation with someone else, say "WELL, FUCK YOU! I HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT PROTOCOLS!" I would have given anything to be able to make eye contact with this person and nod. Because I also have opinions about protocols. And obviously this means that we're destined to get married and have XMPP compatible children who we can raise to follow XHTML 1.1 strict. Anyway, my inability to make eye contact or figure out how to insert myself into whatever that conversation was obviously cost me my future wife and any chance at happiness. Note: Yes, I'm joking. But still. If you were at the DQ in Riverside South in Ottawa at around 6:40 PM and remember saying this, and are part of the fediverse, please do get in contact. Yes, I'm fully aware you're not, and you don't, and you were probably talking about, I dunno, ambassadors or something. I have a blizzard to drown my sorrows; I'll be fine.
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