"It would be a shame if all that money went to the Tophams! They will fly higher than ever!"
You close the PBS app. You've been hiding from the heat/supporting your local public media station for days. But even the gritty crime dramas are starting to sound like Masterpiece Theater. The other day you used the word "dowager" unironically in conversation. You need to do something else.
You're interesting and creative. It should be easy to make your own indoor, non-screen fun. You need a hobby.