I haven't done a #fedidreams for a while, so here's one from last night. I dreamed I had started a business making and selling plush octopuses, under the brand octo-pussies. Unfortunately, my plushies were so ugly that everyone who saw them screamed and threw up. So many customers complained that the police came and arrested me for "being bad". Like, that was the actual charge. I went to court, and the judge decided that anyone who makes plush octopuses that ugly should be given the death penalty. I was being electrocuted just as I woke up to my arm tingling because I'd fallen asleep with it in a weird position.
Anyway: does anyone want an octopus plushy?
🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦
@fastfinge@interfree.ca
