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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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completely blind computer geek, lover of science fiction and fantasy (especially LitRPG). I work in accessibility, but my opinions are my own, not that of my employer. Fandoms: Harry Potter, Discworld, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Buffy, Dead Like Me, Glee, and I'll read fanfic of pretty much anything that crosses over with one of those.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering Okay! Time for the answer. First, congrats to @tardis, and @jscholes for playing. While it is devastating, an accessibility cookie is not, in fact, the answer.
The world's first fedidreams award goes to
@modulux, for getting the closest with his guess of "smothering". Note: fedidreams awards are completely virtual awards that aren't tracked by anyone and that nobody cares about. They can't be redeemed for anything. Enjoy your award!

And now, the answer. First, the bible passages you needed:
* "God formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul." -- Genesis 2:7. The man was Adam, and God's first act of creation on him was forming him from the dust, and his second action was breathing life into him. Thus, undoing the second action would be taking life away.
* "This is what the LORD says: “A voice is heard in Ramah, mourning and great weeping, Rachel weeping for her children and refusing to be comforted, because they are no more.”" -- Jeremiah 31:15. Rachel was weeping because her children were dead.
* “A voice was heard in Ramah, Lamentation, weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, Refusing to be comforted, Because they are no more.” -- Matthew 2:18. Making it clear that the children were babies, IE the babies killed by Herod.

Second, the rest explained:
* It comes at night, IE while a baby is sleeping
* It leaves silence, because the baby is no longer breathing. Parents in North America often use baby monitors to hear that the baby is still breathing. Not hearing this would be devastating.

Thus, the answer is Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS). It kills babies suddenly in the night.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering @tardis @jscholes Other than the Jehovah's Witnesses, the Jeffersonian's, and the Morman's, they all use the same Bible. The Catholics also have a couple of extra books, but we're not dealing with those.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering @tardis @jscholes The exact words from the Bible aren't important here. Just knowing the references (what God's second work of creation on Adam was, and knowing why Rachel was weeping). Any language or translation will due.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering @modulux Even closer! But not quite.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering @modulux You're on the right track! Hint: what sometimes happens to children without warning at night, silencing them forever?
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering @tardis @jscholes The passages you need are Genesis 2:7, Jeremiah 31:15, and Matthew 2:18.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering Also, chat GPT o1-preview solved the riddle on the first try, explaining the answer perfectly! So if you can't, it means is smarter than you! LOL
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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triggering This could be triggering to certain people, but I can't really CW it without giving it away. Anyway, in the dream, I was either trying to create a new character in an online game, complete some kind of quest in a fantasy land, or join a dungeons and dragons group; it kept shifting. But what was clear was that to complete my somewhat mercurial objective, I had to defeat Gakleon The Riddle Master by solving his riddle. The was:
"When I come without warning in the night, I leave the silence of small devastation. I undo God's second work on Adam and make Rachel weep."
I had two guesses, and got both of them wrong. So Gakleon told me the correct answer, then announced that I was stupid to all of the other players, and everyone laughed at me. Then I woke up. Are you smarter than me? Can you defeat Gakleon The Riddle master, when I couldn't?
Some hints to make it easier for you, that I didn't get in the dream:
1. My incorrect guesses were "covid-19" and "the angel of death".
2. You'll need good knowledge of both the old and new testaments of the Christian Bible.
3. It was a riddle in a dream, so while the logic mostly holds, it doesn't quite work completely. Multiple correct answers are probably possible.

If nobody guesses it, or even wants to try (and I don't blame you), I'll post the answer in this thread tonight! My dream did give me an actual original riddle though, so I thought some of you might wanna take a crack at it.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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nightmare, death, horror You know what? I think I want terrible food back! Last night was the kind of awful nightmare where I had to get out of bed for a couple of hours and read and listen to music, so I could shake it off and get back to bed. I'd rather not reflect on this one at all, honestly. I'm just doing it because of my stubborn commitment to my silly bit. In the dream I was on an airplane flight with my family, when the captain announced that there was engine trouble. Unfortunately, there was no way to land safely, and we were all going to die. My little sister started to cry, and I reached over to hold her. That's when I realized: I don't have a little sister! These people are not my family! And there was something...wrong...with all of them. My "parents" were hardly reacting at all. And my "sister's" crying was in an exact rhythm, like a metronome. But I knew that if I let on I knew, something horrible would happen. Something even worse than just death. So I held the thing that claimed to be my sister while the plane fell out of the sky and crashed into the ocean, realizing I was going to die and my real family would never know what happened. The plane slammed into the sea, and the cabin began to fill with water. The sister thing began to laugh, but it was just as mechanical as its crying had been. It held my head under water, and I drowned to the sound of "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." I woke up gasping for air, and got out of bed to read an audiobook for a while.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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This is a really good way not just to vote for the awards in , but to see the advancements that games have made this year: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdjB4wwsYWUVgYx3IFc2NM91Kifw9cnYzJqnxNOS3WvSUeXbA/viewform?pli=1
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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Good morning, fediverse! It’s the time none of you’ve been waiting for: the hashtag! A shorter one today. In last night’s dream, I got out of bed and headed to the Kitchen for breakfast. I pored myself a big ol’ bowl of AirPods Pro. I added milk, grabbed a spoon, and dug in! It tasted like plastic mixed with that fizzing popping candy. Brain, I’m begging you: can we please not make terrible food an ongoing theme?
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html?m=1
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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Harry Potter, grossness Today's entry probably also qualifies for the hashtag. I've got a bit of a cold that's been clinging on for weeks. I didn't want to take cold medicine again, so last night I dabbed a bit of Vicks VapoRub(tm) just under my nose to keep it clear. My brain turned the smell of Vicks and the feelings of post-nasal drip and snuffling into an onslaught of horrifying sensory sensations! Strap in, folks: this is gonna be a gross one. And I get to relive it all again, as I translate my sleepy 5 AM mumblings in my dream journal into full sentences for y'all. I have regrets. The dream started out innocently enough. I'd decided to interview for a job as a presenter on the Wizarding Wireless. Luna Lovegood, as owner of the Quibbler, was starting a new Wizarding Wireless station focused on bringing muggle music and news to the wizarding world. When I arrived for the interview, the first thing I noticed was that Luna had absolutely doused herself in cheap perfume. Imagine the smell of funnel cake, but the cheap dollar store (Poundland, I guess...this is a British dream after all) perfume version of that scent. She absolutely wreaked of fake sugar, and it was making my eyes water. But I really wanted the job, so I didn't say anything. She offered me a glass of pumpkin juice and a biscuit before the interview got started. The pumpkin juice was awful! It had a slimy, pulpy texture, and only a vague pumpkin taste. The best way I can describe it is as slightly fruity snot water. Did she mean an American biscuit or a British biscuit? I have no idea, because what she actually gave me was a cube about the size of my palm. The outside was the hardness and texture of biscotti, and it had a grid of chocolate chips imbedded into each side, with the points of the chips sticking up, making it weird and pointy and awkward to hold. Even if I'd wanted to dip it into the pumpkin juice I couldn't, because it was a cube! Biting into it, the outside was dry and crunchy like biscotti, but the center of the cube was an overly moist vanilla cake. I cannot describe to you how terrible this thing was. Terrible to hold, terrible to eat, and the mixed texture was also terrible. But I still wanted the job for some reason, so I forced it down with a smile. The interview finally began. But every time she asked me a question, she reached across the desk, put her hand over my mouth, then answered the question herself! Unfortunately, if that wasn't bad enough, she was also clumsy, and kept accidentally sticking part of her hand in my mouth instead of just covering it. She'd used some kind of lavender hand cream, and her skin was unpleasantly greasy and lavender flavoured. In an effort to get away from her, and actually answer one of the questions myself (why did I still want this job?) I began leaning away, slowly tipping my chair further and further back on two legs. Eventually, I tipped the chair back so far that I fell over with a crash! I landed on my bed, wide awake and enraged. I ranted angrily in my dream journal for a while, then got up and started my morning ablutions. It took me the entire length of my shower to stop being furious with Luna Lovegood. That was a heck of a way to start the day!
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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@cachondo @arqeria @jaybird110127 @TomGrant91 I have a sudden urge to edit that to say "Part of this family may be considered...unsuitable."
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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@cachondo @arqeria @jaybird110127 @TomGrant91 When CNIB borrows books from the RNIB they always add like a weird stereo logo with a violin riff and a posh lady going "RNIB" at the beginning. It puts me off my feed every time.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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@cachondo @arqeria @jaybird110127 @TomGrant91 Do you also get the copyright notice that the book is only for blind people and if anyone else ever hears it you'll be tracked down and killed?
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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Extra strange because the email came to my professional corporate email address. Even if I did have a wattpad account, it wouldn't be under my work email LOL!
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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Oh, no! According to this email I just got, apparently the Wattpad account I've never had will be closed soon! Whatever shall I do?
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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@arqeria @jaybird110127 I mean there were always clues that she’s an awful woman.
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🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦 @fastfinge@interfree.ca
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@arqeria @jaybird110127 Yikes, he must’ve hated having to do the Harry potter audiobooks.
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